| PEOPLE |
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 Weisselberg
Released From Prison After Serving
Four Months
Concerned friends say he looks
“very buff.” |
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| POLITICS |
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New Bipartisan PAC Goes
After Extreme Far Right
Members of Congress
Targeting Marjorie Taylor Greene,
Lauren Boebert, Paul Gosar et al,
it's registered as The Low Hanging
Fruit Political Action Committee. |
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Biden Running for Re-Election
“Maybe I will, too,” says
Dianne Feinstein. |
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| BUSINESS |
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CEO Tells Employees Upset
About Not Getting Bonuses
to “Leave Pity City”
Suggests they “go to Discount City.” |
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Fox, Dominion Settle for
$787.5 Million, But No On-Air Apology
“That'll pay for a lot of crooked
voting machines,” cracks Fox
News host Lou Dobbs. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Pentagon: No ”Credible
Evidence” of Alien Activity
Just a lot of stuff ”you can't
make up.” |
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 Report:
Sealife Adapting to Great Pacific
Garbage Patch
Fish frolicking amidst a floating
island of plastic waste suggests
at least one future cartoon show
featuring these adorable creatures. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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If You're Wondering What
Became of Monkeypox, It is
Now Referred to as MPX
Zoos complained that old name was
“killing attendance.” |
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| MISCELANEOUS |
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 Report: King
Charles's Net Worth Estimated at $2.2 Billion
Includes jewels, paintings, racehorses,
and a couple of Magna Cartas. |
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