REPORT: PUTIN
INTIMATELY INVOLVED IN TINIEST DETAILS
OF WAR
He handpicks which maternity hospitals
to flatten, which apartment complexes
to obliterate. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Prince Charles Visits Canada
To kick the tires, he tells admirers. |
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White House Walks Back Biden
Comment About Defending Taiwan
Against an Invasion by China
Says he forgot to add we would
also defend China against an invasion by Taiwan. |
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PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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New York City: Last Public
Payphone Removed From
Times Square
It will be converted to low-cost housing. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Jan 6: Trump Liked Hearing
Chants of Hang Mike Pence
Although he asked, Can't they just
shoot him in the legs? |
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Report: Documents Reveal
Secret Government Plans
In Case of Apocalyptic
Events Like Nuclear War
President, Vice President, Cabinet would
be immediately whisked off to underground
bunker stocked with food, drink, DJ, arcade
games, sauna, to wait things out. |
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REMINDER |
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Keep your friends close and
those who hate your guts closer. |
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Wave of Mental Health Problems
Continues Unabated
And yet, bafflingly, no other country
has had even a fraction of our mental
health problems. |
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POLITICS |
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Trump-Pence Split Widens
Trump calls Pence a loser and an
idiot, while Pence calls Trump a
great man I respect highly. |
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