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UN LIFTS
SANCTIONS ON
“IRAQ”
“Iraq” now free
to pump, sell
“Iraq's”
oil. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Iraqi Government Workers
Finally Paid
They get dollars, but demand payment in
more dependable dinars. |
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U.S. Forces Begin
Confiscating Automatic Weapons from
Iraqis
They're just not ready for democracy yet. |
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U.S. Troops Capture “Dr.
Germ,” “Mrs.
Anthrax”
Still looking for “Colonel Mustard
Gas.” |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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 Canada's
Chretien Tries to Allay
“Mad Cow” Fears
Eats steak at Toronto
restaurant, then bolts,
stampeding wildly through streets
before being roped and sedated. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Report: Justice Dept. Detained
Fewer Than 50 Without Charges
Under Patriot Act
They're all in the Senate. |
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Bush Promotes Thinning of
Forests
It will mean “fewer trees for bad
guys to hide behind.” |
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Pentagon's New Spying System
Stores Massive Amounts of Data
Everything from your spending habits to
the magazines you hide in the bottom
drawer, under the green sweater. |
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REMINDER
The Great Depression lasted
only eight or nine years. |
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White House Urges Senate to
Raise Debt Ceiling
And lower glass ceiling. |
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Bad News: 1 of Every 11
Florida High School Seniors Flunks
Graduation Test
Good news: remaining 75% pass. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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Playboy, Nokia in Deal to
Download Playmate Pics on Cellphones
No word yet how this will effect car
insurance rates. |
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