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Dirty Old Men
Honor J. Lo at Annual
Ceremony
She's given
“Best Caboose”
award. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Networks Move Away From
Reality
Move toward news. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Bayer Sold Riskier Version of
Drug Overseas, Safer Version Here
“Better lawyers” in U.S.,
explains company spokesperson. |
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McDonald's Must Pay $10 Million
For Serving Fries Containing Slight Trace
of Beef
Must also pay $50 million for serving hamburgers
containing slight trace of beef. |
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Congress: Hearings Look Into
Spam on Internet
Senators want to know if penile, breast
enhancement products really work. |
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Rupert
Murdoch Testifies on
Capitol Hill
Tells of his plans for
Congress after he buys
it. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Working With Sub-Atomic
Particles, Scientists Closer to Building
Powerful Quantum Computer
Or blowing us all to smithereens. |
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 Chimps Should
be Part of Human Family
Tree, Says Anthropologist
With 99.4% of our DNA
matching, “there is virtually no
difference between us,” says
Dr. Ivan Sloane (above), who
chaired controversial study. |
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| Texas has passed a law requiring
doctors to inform women that abortion might
lead to breast cancer, despite the fact that scientists
at the American Cancer Society and the National
Cancer Institute say there is no medical evidence of it.
Texans can best deal with this contradictory information by: |
| A) | waiting for better
science to come along. |
| B) | putting their hands
over their ears and screaming. |
| C) | moving to Oklahoma. |
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