QUEEN GATHERS
FOR HER JUBILEE WITH HER CHILDREN,
HER GRANDCHILDREN
And her annoying great-grandchildren. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Macron Pleads With Ukraine:
Don't Humiliate Russia
We all make mistakes. |
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UN: Turkey Officially Changes
Name to Türkiye
Many who googled us mistook us for
poultry, explains Erdogan. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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Putin Also Has
Nuclear Football
Always Close at Hand
Says he's ready to use it if anyone
attacks him or his girlfriend. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Jan 6 Committee to Open
Hearings in Primetime
Promising a dazzling array of uncooperative guest stars. |
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Some Think Showing Graphic
Images of Mass Killings
Would Spur Action
Perhaps more fervent hopes and
more sincere prayers. |
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REMINDER |
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Take 10,000 steps, drink eight
glasses of water, eat five
portions of fruits and vegetables,
and get eight hours of sleep each
and every mindless, monotonous day. |
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Dire Warnings on Economy
Mostly from guys being driven around in Bentleys. |
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Many Now Think We're on a
Path to World War III
While others scoff, say we're on a path
to Civil War. |
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