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NORTH KOREA ELECTS
KIM JONG-IL'S SUCCESSOR
His son wins, 1-0. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Scandal, Resignations Rock
British Government
Prince Philip latest to go. |
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China Arrests Dissidents,
Shuts Twitter
Thousands tweet: “being rounded up
now.” |
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In New Message, Bin Laden
Attacks Obama
Makes fun of his name. |
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PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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Obamas Enjoy Quiet
Meal at Cozy Bistro in Paris
Alone, except for world press
corps (shown). |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Bombshell: Bush White House
Had 3-D Recording System
Every sound and movement in White House
during Bush's eight years was recorded as
three-dimensional hologram. |
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New Orleans Finally Returning
to Normal Four Years After Katrina
Once again nation’s murder capital. |
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REMINDER |
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A word
to the wise Latina is
sufficient. |
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Geithner Having Trouble
Selling NY Home
Prospective buyers turned off by basement
filled with toxic assets. |
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Report: CIA Used Bottled Water
For Gitmo Waterboarding
Of course — we aren't savages! |
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POLITICS |
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Minnesota: Coleman Still
Holding Out Hope
Hope that meteor hits Franken. |
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