| PEOPLE |
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 Italy's
Berlusconi Denies Affair
With 17-Year-Old
Also denies affairs with 18-year-old,
19-year-old, 20-year-old. |
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 Susan Boyle Rises,
Falls, Spends Time in Rehab
Says she's ready for her comeback. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Wal-Mart Says It Will Create
22,000 Jobs In ‘09
Tearing down Wal-Mart stores. |
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 Hummer
Purchased by Firm in China
Where they'll be sold as housing. |
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| SPACE |
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Study: Long-Distance Space Travel
Will Make Us Short, Fat And Bald
Future science fiction movies will depict astronauts
as looking less like actors, more like their agents. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: 3-Year-Olds Neither
Plan for Future Nor Live
Completely in Present
Mainly preoccupied with old resentments
accumulated in past lives. |
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Study: Great Apes, Humans
Inherited Laughter from Common Ancestor
Who Lived 10 Million Years Ago
Told first homo erectus joke. |
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 Scientists
Show Green-Glowing
Monkeys Can Give Birth to
Green-Glowing Babies
Result has no practical
value they say, but is
“way cool!” |
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18,000-Year-Old Broken
Crockery Found in China May Be
World’s Oldest
Result of world’s oldest domestic
spat. |
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Boys With “Warrior Gene”
More Likely to Join Gangs
Boys with “worrier gene” more
likely to
join chess clubs. |
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