 TRUMP GIVES FIRST
SPEECH SINCE LEAVING OFFICE
Afterwards, calls assertions he had
his pants on backwards “fake news.” |
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China: Couples Can Have
Three Children
No more, no less. |
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 Putin Tries Out New
Video Screen
Says it was inspired by his
favorite novel. |
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| SPECIAL ALERT |
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 CDC Warns
Not to Eat Cicadas if Allergic
to Shellfish
Otherwise, try them as a topping on ice
cream or as a crunchy addition to any salad. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Biden Administration Continues
Purge of Trump Appointees
At NASA, over 300 Flat Earthers let go. |
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Pentagon Report on UFOs Finds
No Proof of Alien Spacecraft
“Could be time travelers, some mad
genius, or visitors from another
dimension,” it concludes. |
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| REMINDER |
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Extremism in the defense of
lunacy is no vice. |
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Dems Temporarily Delay Texas
Voting Bill That Would Place
Hurdles for Voters of Color
In addition to hurdles they'd also
have to run an obstacle course,
scale a wall, and walk on hot
coals before being allowed in
a polling place. |
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 Arizona: Republican-
Led Recount Continues
So far, they've recounted 18
votes, with 450,000 to go. |
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