 DICK, LYNNE CHENEY POSE
WITH NEWBORN GRANDSON
“We couldn't be more
conflicted,” says beaming
grandma. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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America Uniting All Warring
Factions in Iraq
To attack Americans. |
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Russia Tests ICBM Impervious
to U.S. Missile Defenses
Paid for by U.S. millionaires who bought
rides to space station. |
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U.S. Ranks 96th Out of 121
Nations on “Peace Index”
And we had to fight to get that high. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Loch Ness
Monster Spotted
By Bigfoot. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Names Zoellick to
Run World Bank
After he agrees to dump his girlfriend. |
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TB Patient Apologizes for Exposing
Millions to Deadly Disease
But his miles would have expired. |
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Army Sending Amputees
Back Into Combat
Tactic last used by Germany in April,
1945. |
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| REMINDER |
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Ask
your doctor if
doctor-assisted suicide
is right for you. |
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Alabama Officially Apologizes
For Slavery
“Now give us a pro sports
team,” says Governor. |
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Starbucks Switches To 2% Milk
Move expected to save 300,000 lives. |
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Cheney's Lawyer Told Secret
Service to Stop Keeping Visitor Logs
To save paper. |
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