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PEOPLE
Report: Mark Meadows Burned Papers in White House After Election
“It was cold, I was cold,” he testified.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Bob Dylan's One-of-a-Kind 60th
Anniversary Analog Recording
of “Blowin' in the Wind”
Expected to Fetch at Least
$1 Million at Auction

Winning bidder can enjoy a singular experience listening to Dylan's song decrying injustice and inequality.
 
POLL
70% of Republicans Want to Impeach Biden After Midterms
On “charges TBD.”
 
BUSINESS
Study: Average Consumer Spends $314 Each Month on Impulse Buys
Like a new hat, or jewelry, or a semi-automatic machine gun.
SCIENCE
NASA Photo Reveals Door on Mars
Elon Musk says he'll send Geraldo Rivera there to open it on live TV.
Road Rage Study Finds
Worst Offenders Drive
Most Expensive Cars

Better you should cut off a Kia.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Social Media Users Lose Track of Time and Reality
But know exactly where Kim Kardashian is, who she's with, and what they're doing.
Report: More Than 3,000
Harmful Chemicals Found
In Food Packaging

Public warned: don't eat the wrappers.
Survey: 6 in 10 College Grads
Changed Career Plans Because
Of Covid

Many apply to become astronauts.

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