 KIM JONG-UN HUGS
MOON JAE-IN IN NORTH KOREA
They giddily discuss “rolling that
dotard” Trump at summit. |
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Ireland Votes to End Abortion Ban
Despite opposition from for-profit orphanages. |
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President Threatens Action Against
North Korea “If Necessary”
Like if his poll numbers drop too low. |
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Trump Blames Democrats for
Splitting Up Families at Border
Also: tax cuts for wealthy, bloated military budget,
cuts to crucial social programs. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Huge Sinkhole
Growing on White House Lawn
Already it's eaten up two communications
directors and a national security adviser. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Congress Rolls Back Banking
Rules Put in Place After 2008
Collapse
The long-forgotten collapse of 2008. |
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LA Times Investigation: Many
American Citizens Held in
Custody for Weeks, Months,
Or Years Despite Showing
Documentation Proving
Citizenship
ICE spokesman explains, “A lot of 'em look
the same as illegal immigrants, it's really
tough to tell them apart.” |
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| REMINDER |
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Let a smile be your umbrella
until you can find your umbrella. |
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Nuclear Missile Launch Crews
Caught Taking LSD
Public assured that future of humankind in
capable hands, which look like claws sometimes. |
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New Federal Law Allows
Hunters to Use Doughnuts
To Attract Bears
Move strongly opposed by cops, many of whom
have been mauled fighting a bear over a doughnut. |
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