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TECHNOLOGY
TeleHuman 2: Life-Size Holograms Set to Revolutionize Videoconferencing
Experts predict best days of sexting still ahead.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Report: Arlington National
Cemetery Running Out of Room

Enough space for one or two small regional conflicts but, sorry, no more world wars.
 
LAW
States May Legalize Sports
Betting, Say Supreme Court
Justices

But betting on outcome of Supreme Court cases still against the law.
 
SPORTS
NFL: Players Must Stand
During Anthem

And kneel during contract negotiations.
MLB: After Extensive Study,
Physicists Can't Account for
Increase in Home Runs

Or for players' thick necks, bulging muscles.
What is this?
A )Shot of lights at night from Tampa Florida, bottom-right, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, center, Louisiana, Texas, top-left.
B )Shot of Las Vegas, top-left, Arizona, New Mexico, center, Texas, bottom-right.
C )Shot of China, top-left, North Korea, Center, South Korea bottom-right.
Hint: Kim will not give up his nukes, but he sure would like to get some economic action going in his country.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Summit Cancelled, White House Gift Shop Slashes Price of Summit Commemorative Coin
Expect even steeper discount if we go to war.

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