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 G8
SUMMIT MEETS TO DISCUSS CURRENT
CRISIS
Mainly, giant alien spaceship
hovering above them. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Pakistan Will Allow CIA to
Search Bin Laden Compound
Some believe there is still a huge
treasure trove of porn. |
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Report: U.S. In 4th Place
In Income Inequality
But comin’ down the backstretch,
starting to make our move. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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500-ft Observation Wheel on Vegas Strip
Gets OK from FAA
Giant ferris wheel features air-conditioned
suites with slot machines, lap-dancers. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Patriot Act Extension Passes
Senate 72-23
Also known as Last Refuge of Scoundrels Act. |
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Spy Agency's “Metaphor
Program” Analyzes Other Languages
For example, do they have a metaphor for
“government bloat.” |
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| REMINDER |
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This is the best of all possible worst-case scenarios. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Palin: No Thoughts Yet About
Running
Too busy hiring political advisers,
buying estate in Arizona, promoting film
about herself and embarking on bus tour
of East Coast. |
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 Pawlenty Enters Race, Says
He'll Cut Spending on Everything
Everything except 60 to 100 new stealth
bombers that can reach Moscow in less
than eight hours. |
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