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 NO. 1026 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 1 - 7, 2020 

May 25
June 8
 
  WITH RESTRICTIONS EASED, CITIES BOUNCE BACK TO LIFE
Large spontaneous gatherings spring up across country as nation swings into summer.
 
POLITICS
Trump Retweets “The Only Good Democrat is a Dead Democrat”
“He was honoring JFK, FDR,” explains White House.
Report: Trump Urging My Pillow Guy to Run for Governor of Minnesota
Hoping to defeat Democrat, the Sit 'n Sleep guy.
 
WORLD NEWS
China Clamps Down on Hong Kong
Shown, Xi pushes button setting complete takeover in motion.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Melania Claims Husband Ignored Her Early Warnings to Take Coronavirus Seriously
President denies everything, calls her “ungrateful Never Trumper.”
Twitter Labels Trump's Tweets
With Fact-Check For First Time

His claim that deep state robots were forcing child sex slaves to churn out millions of phony mail-in ballots earns an asterisk.
 
REMINDER
  Hotter heads will prevail.
 
DeVos Wants Public Schools
To Share Rescue Funds With
Wealthy Private Schools

“Traditional school ties and jackets aren't cheap,” she adds.
NHL to Return, NBA Near,
MLB in Talks

CDC, FDA, WHO shut down.
Trump: “MAGA Loves African-Americans”
“But if they loot, we'll shoot.”
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