| TECHNOLOGY |
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 New Robot Can
Carry Out Tests for Coronavirus
Just don't turn your head or you'll lose
an eardrum. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Five Universities Offer First Ever
Online Marijuana Courses
Hope students can adjust to daily routine
of smoking pot while staring at a computer
screen. |
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| SPORTS |
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German Soccer Club Fills
Seats With Cardboard
Cutouts of Actual Fans
Visiting team must bring own
cardboard fans. |
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Colleges Want Athletes to Return,
But Not Teachers, Students
“Our big donors demand football,” says
one college president. |
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Some Players Reluctant to
Return Without Fans
Some fans reluctant to return without
spacesuits or vaccinations. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Drivers of Expensive
Cars Least Likely to
Stop for Pedestrians
Despite the bloody mess it causes. |
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New Discovery of “Skinny
Gene” Explains Why Some
Can Pig Out Without
Gaining Weight
But be leery of products containing
“amazing new skinny gene” as it
hasn't yet been isolated. |
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| FACTOID |
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3% of Americans Say They're
Spending Lockdown Period
Learning a New Skill
Safecracking. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Disney World
to Require Masks on Everyone
And they're available in all your
favorite characters for under $20
at gift kiosks throughout the park. |
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