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 NO. 1054 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 14 - 20, 2020 

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Dec 21
 
  TALK OF SECESSION SPREADS AMONG REPUBLICANS
Separate sovereign nation of flag-waving, gun-toting white guys gains traction among party leadership.
 
WORLD NEWS
Former Israeli Security Chief
Says Extraterrestrials Exist,
“Galactic Federation”
Observing Us

“I saw it on TV,” he elaborates.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
First Lady Announces Completion of New White House Tennis Pavilion
It will be open until Jan. 20, when it will be converted back to a basketball court, which it replaced.
U. S. NEWS
Supreme Court Rejects Texas
Bid to Overturn Election

“Bunch of low IQ individuals!” fumes Trump.
Arizona GOP Asks Supporters if They're “Willing to Die” for Trump's Bid to Overturn Election
Warns it may involve feeding Rudy Giuliani ammo in an anti-aircraft bunker.
 
REMINDER
  The vaccine is in the mail.
 
EPA Decides Not to Tighten
Controls on Industrial
Soot Emissions

Feels we breathe just about the right amount of soot.
Utah Sen. Mike Lee Only Lawmaker Blocking Smithsonian Museums Devoted to Women, Latinos
Defends action before breaking ground on Senator Mike Lee Library in his hometown.
Just 24% of Republicans
Accept Result of Election

Now they're outcasts, pariahs, ostracized from the party, fearing for their lives.
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