| 'GLOBAL WARMING'
CONSPIRACY TAKES SHAPE IN COPENHAGEN |
 Small
cult-like group (right) discusses
evil plan to call for slight
cutbacks in greenhouse gas
emissions. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Blair: Would Have Invaded Iraq
Even Without WMD
“Just for the bloody sport
of it.” |
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 Royals
Threaten to Sue Paparazzi for
Invasion of Privacy
Shown: Queen waits for Prince
Philip to finish in the loo. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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More Seniors Using Internet
They particularly enjoy sharing
pornographic pictures with each other. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Pay Czar Exempts 300 at
Citigroup, AIG, GM, GMAC From Salary
Limits
Worried same execs who ran companies into
ground would leave. |
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Report: Blackwater Carried
Out CIA, Military Missions
A spokesperson for the company, now known
as Xe Services, says she “never heard
of” Blackwater. |
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| REMINDER |
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Better the corrupt leader you
know than the one you don't. |
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Study: 49 Million Americans
Drink Polluted Tap Water
Can't afford polluted bottled water. |
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| POLLS |
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Public Support Way Down
for Republicans, Democrats
Would prefer return to British monarchy. |
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Americans Want JFK on
Mt. Rushmore
Along with Marilyn Monroe. |
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