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BIN LADEN ESCAPES
AFGHANISTAN ON SEGWAY
Said to have bought
first one hundred sold. |
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Arafat Arrests Himself
“There, are you satisfied?” he
says while leading himself away. |
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Small Town in California
Taken
Over by “Hell's Santas”
They beat, rob citizenry before
passing out toys at local hospital. |
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House, by 215-214, Gives
President Powerful Trading Authority
Certain to usher in “glorious new era” where
everything is made overseas by
children and most Americans are out of work. |
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Justice Dept. Bars Use of Gun
Checks in Terror Inquiry
NRA, Al Qaeda applaud decision. |
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Clinton
Breaks Ground for
Presidential Library
He turns earth on spot
where his papers will be
buried. |
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Pat Robertson to Step Down as
Head of Christian Coalition
Wants to devote more time to devil
worship, child pornography. |
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FBI Searches O.J.'s Home
Tipped off Nicole's real killer was there. |
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