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At the end of 2008 we asked our
resident panel of psychics to predict the big events of 2009.
Here's what they foresaw: |
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Kandu: "I predict a
quick pullout from Iraq and Afghanistan and bipartisan passage
of single-payer universal health coverage." |
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Madame Blavinsky: "The
world will be shocked by the sudden unraveling of the reputation
of the world's greatest golfer, Jack Nicklaus. And Michael Jackson
will have his biggest year since 'Thriller.'" |
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Cassandra: "Tea will battle
coffee as the nation's favorite beverage, leading to large public tea
parties. Stolen emails will reveal Darwin made up evolution." |
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The Oracle: "A breakthrough
in modern physics will allow us to go back in time and correct our
mistakes, as I just did." |
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Deep Fritz: "Unemployment
will exceed 10%, the war in Afghanistan will be escalated and a brilliant
entrepreneur will gain fame and fortune by pretending his son has
been swept away in a balloon." |
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