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 NO. 879 “Expect the Ironic” AUGUST 7 - 13, 2017 

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Aug 14
TRUMP LEAVES ON 17-DAY
"WORKING" VACATION AT NEW JERSEY GOLF CLUB
He'll be working on his putting.
 
WORLD NEWS
State Dept. Bans Travel to North Korea
A blow to their tourist industry.
 
POLITICS
Top White House Domestic Policy Adviser Angrily Disputes Poem on Statue of Liberty
And don't get him started on the Gettysburg Address.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Trump Bids an Emotional Farewell to Scaramucci
Not shown: his NSFW welcome for Gen. Kelly.
U. S. NEWS
White House: Gen. Kelly Now in Charge, Everyone Reports to Him
And he reports to Ivanka.
Northwest Swelters Under
100-Plus Temperatures

So hot in Seattle you can make a latte on the sidewalk.
Study: Heavier People Assumed
To Be Americans

Thinner people assumed to be subversive aliens out to destroy our way of life.
 
REMINDER
  Reality is a false narrative.
 
  Trump Administration Outgoing Message of the Week
“You have reached the Department of State. Listen carefully, we have changed our menu. No officials are available to take your call. If you are a foreign ambassador or prime minister, press two and leave a message of no more than 30 seconds. Eventually, somebody may return your call. Thank you, and have a wonderful day.”
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