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NASA SAYS ASTRONAUTS
STUCK IN SPACE TO STAY
UNTIL FEBRUARY
That's when housing becomes available
down here. |
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Book: Queen Elizabeth
Called Trump “Very Rude,”
Thought Trumps Had an
Arrangement, or “Why
Would She Have Remained
Married to Him?”
Tried to get Melania alone in the
restroom so they could gossip. |
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| ELECTION 2024 |
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Hidden-Camera Video: Project
2025 Mastermind Reveals Its |
 Real Intent
“I want to meet girls, become
a consultant on Fox, that kind
of thing,” he confides. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Fox News Hosts, Guests
Claim Walz Could Be
Chinese “Sleeper Agent”
Or maybe he's a Martian warlord
disguised as an insurance salesman. |
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Trump Says He Wants
Musk in His Cabinet
As Secretary of Anti-Labor. |
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| REMINDER |
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Eat at least 5 portions of fruits
and vegetables, drink at least 8
glasses of water, and take at
least 10,000 steps, or else. |
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 Trump Campaign
Welcomes Kennedy's Support
Provides infusion of fresh conspiracy
theories. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Jersey Worn by
Babe Ruth When He Called His Home Run Sells at
Auction for $24 Million
Beer, mustard, vomit stains notwithstanding. |
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