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 NO. 1226 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 1 - 7, 2024 

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Apr 8
TRUMP SELLING $60 BIBLES
“If you liked my sneakers, you'll love my Bible.”
 
WORLD NEWS
White House Confirms
“Modest Progress” in Effort
to End War in Gaza

Netanyahu's office has “agreed in principle” to begin negotiations to reschedule twice-cancelled meeting between US, Israeli officials.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Aramco Chief for Oil, Gas
Industry: Drop “Fantasy of
Phasing Out Oil and Gas”

Adds: "And don't get your panties in a bunch over plastic."
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Sam Bankman-Fried Sentenced to 25 Years in Prison, $11 Billion Fine
And a much-needed makeover.
U. S. NEWS
RNC Asking Job Applicants if
They Think 2020 Election Stolen

Meant to weed out nettlesome “truth-tellers.”
New York: Clinton, Obama
Appear With Biden at
Fundraiser

Jimmy Carter “couldn't make it,” he's in hospice and helping a neighbor re-tar their roof.
Florida Law Bans Social Media
for Minors Under 14

Bullying must be done in schoolyard, or on way home from school.
 
REMINDER
  The truth shall set you free, although lying seems to be working pretty well.
 
POLITICS
Marjorie Taylor Greene Moves to Oust Speaker Johnson for Working With Dems
Calls for his “head on a spike.”
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