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 NO. 1122 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 4 - 10, 2022 

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BIDEN TO RELEASE ONE MILLION BARRELS OF OIL A DAY
Every household will receive one gallon of regular.
 
WORLD NEWS
Report: Putin “Not Fully Informed” By His Defense Chief
As far as he knows, citizens of Kyiv have erected 400-foot tall statue of him.
Report: Putin May Have
Removed Some Top Advisers

Asking whether they were poisoned or tossed from a tall building is punishable by 15 years in prison.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Preliminary Research: Marijuana Could be Libido Booster
Finding persuades twelve House Republicans to vote in favor of legalization.
U. S. NEWS
Jan 6 Panel Finds Seven-Hour
Gap in White House Phone Logs

“Fake news,” says Trump, who adds “I was on hold the entire time.”
Earmarks, Pork Return in $1.5 Trillion Spending Bill
Along with bipartisanship.
 
REMINDER
  The only thing that stops a bad guy with a machete is a good guy with a machete.
 
Great Resignation Continues
As More Leave Workforce

Head west, to San Francisco, flowers in hair.
Report: DOJ Steps Up Investigation Of Hunter Biden
To handle load, pulls personnel from Trump investigation.
 
POLITICS
DeSantis Signs “Don't Say Gay” Law
But he's arrested for breaking “Don't Write Gay” law.
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