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TECHNOLOGY
Ukraine: Killer “Kamikaze” Drones Terrorizing Both Sides in War
Unemployed suicide bombers say they can't catch a break.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Report: Apple, Facebook Gave
User Data to Hackers Posing as
Law Enforcement Officials

Mark Zuckerberg fooled by a giggling “J. Edgar Hooper.”
 
WEATHER
Antarctica Temperatures 70
Degrees Higher Than Normal

It's so hot you can poach an egg on an ice floe.
 
SPORTS
NFL: All Teams Must Add
Minority Assistant Coach

Someone who can act as a liaison between black players and white coaches, white general managers, and white owners.
FEATURE
In a recent poll of New York office workers, 49% said which of the following:
A )They were thrilled to be back.
B )They missed their co-workers.
C )They missed the convivial office cooler gossip.
D )They never wanted to be near an office ever again.
Hint: don't say this at your next job interview.
 
FACTOID
Manhattan Lost 7% of
Its Population in 2021

While East Hampton added 500,000 new residents.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Space Hotel to Open in 2027
Already hiring undocumented workers to clean, change linens.

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