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PEOPLE
MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell Loses Case, Ordered to Pay $5 Million
Pleads poverty, tells court “my mattress is empty.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Oppenheimer Gets Mixed
Reaction in Japan

“Loved her, hated him,” says one review.
 
PUBLISHING
Life Magazine Being Revived
At first, it will only be sent to dentists' offices.
 
BUSINESS
Trader Joe's Raises Price of Banana From 19 Cents to 23 Cents
Analysis: you get back two cents change instead of six.
Report: Boeing's Troubles Caused by Making Planes Too Quickly
Assembly lines resemble one on “I Love Lucy.”
CONSUMER NEWS
7-Eleven Introduces Hot Dog-Flavored Sparkling Water
Goes great with a soggy bun.
 
SCIENCE
Report: Melting Polar Ice
Slowing Earth's Rotation

Explains why days seem a little longer.
Age of Famed Cerne Abbas Giant in English Countryside Estimated
It's either between 1,000 and 1,400 years old, or it was done two weeks ago by some wisenheimers.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Humans Spread More
Viruses to Other Animals
Than They Spread to Us

When you include STDs.
Man With Transplanted Genetically Modified Pig Kidney “Doing Fine”
Says he just gets a little nauseous when he eats bacon.

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