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 NO. 1092 “Expect the Ironic” SEPTEMBER 6 - 12, 2021 

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NEW YORK CITY FLOODING A “500-YEAR EVENT”
New Yorkers agree: city hasn't looked so clean and shiny in 500 years.
 
WORLD NEWS
China Limits Children to 3 Hours
Per Week for Online Gaming

Limits grandparents to 3 hours per week for mah-jongg.
Russia: Putin Signs Law
Requiring “Sparkling Wine”
on All Bottles of Champagne;
France Apoplectic

Vows to slap “Overpriced Slimey Fish Eggs” label on every jar of Russian caviar.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Melania Trump: “No Interest” in Being First Lady Again
Tells friends she'd much rather be Secretary of the Treasury.
U. S. NEWS
Biden Wants to Shift Attention Away From Afghanistan Withdrawal
Wants to talk about Chevrolet's new line of pickups.
Report: 750,000 Households
Face Eviction by End of Year

Landlords now have plenty of rental space available for Afghan refugees.
 
REMINDER
  Don't spend your $10,000 abortion bounty all in one place.
 
New York Establishes
Climate Task Force to
Deal With Future Storms

And purchases 500,000 lifeboats.
Texas GOP Passes Election Bill Making It Even Harder to Vote
“It is hard, very hard, but if you really, really want to vote, you can,” says one Republican.
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