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 NO. 1040 “Expect the Ironic” SEPTEMBER 7 - 13, 2020 

Aug 31
Sep 14
TRUMP DECRIES AMERICA'S RIOTING, LOOTING, DIVISION, HATRED
“It's time for a change!” he declares.
 
WORLD NEWS
Former Italian Prime Minister Berlusconi Tests Positive for Coronavirus
Says he may have caught it at a recent bunga bunga reunion party.
Hong Kong: New Law Aims to Stifle Dissent
And it's working.
 
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE NEWS
Jared Kushner Shot Seven
Times in Back by Police in
Front of his Children

No investigation planned, say police.
U. S. NEWS
Trump Instructs DOJ to
Classify Democratic Cities
As “Anarchist Jurisdictions”

And Republican cities as “Utopian Wonderlands.”
Intel Chief: No More Congressional Briefings on Election Security
“Maybe after the election,” he adds.
CDC: States Should Be Prepared for Vaccine by Early November
More precisely, just before Election Day.
 
REMINDER
  Just to be safe, vote three times.
 
Study: Americans More
Concerned for Others
During Pandemic

Look forward to time when they can once again act with disdain for their fellow man.
Trump Compares Police Shootings to Golfers Who “Choke” on a Putt
Compares mass shootings to “shanking a two-iron into a sand trap.”
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