TRUMP DECRIES
AMERICA'S RIOTING, LOOTING,
DIVISION, HATRED
It's time for a change! he declares. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Former Italian Prime Minister
Berlusconi Tests Positive for
Coronavirus
Says he may have caught it at a
recent bunga bunga reunion party. |
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Hong Kong:
New Law Aims to Stifle Dissent
And it's working. |
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ALTERNATE UNIVERSE NEWS |
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Jared Kushner Shot Seven
Times in Back by Police in
Front of his Children
No investigation planned, say police. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Trump Instructs DOJ to
Classify Democratic Cities
As Anarchist Jurisdictions
And Republican cities as Utopian
Wonderlands. |
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Intel Chief: No More Congressional
Briefings on Election Security
Maybe after the election, he adds. |
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CDC: States Should Be Prepared for
Vaccine by Early November
More precisely, just before Election Day. |
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REMINDER |
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Just to be safe, vote three times. |
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Study: Americans More
Concerned for Others
During Pandemic
Look forward to time when they can once
again act with disdain for their fellow man. |
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Trump Compares Police Shootings
to Golfers Who Choke on a Putt
Compares mass shootings to shanking a
two-iron into a sand trap. |
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