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ENTERTAINMENT
Tilda Swinton Arrives for Venice Film Festival
As required, she wears a mask.
 
PEOPLE
Border Wall Built With Funds Linked to Bannon's “Non-Profit” Already Deteriorating
To save money, builder used spackle and putty rather than steel and concrete.
Bin Laden's Niece Says
She Supports Trump

Trump tweets: “Now there's a niece I like!”
 
BUSINESS
Bezos Tops $200 Billion,
Musk $100 Billion

Bezos's stack of cash twice as tall as Musk's, in latest measurement.
CBO: Government Debt Will
Exceed Size of Entire Economy
For First Time Since WWII

The last time we faced extinction.
SCIENCE
UFO Spotting Replaces Bird Watching as Pandemic Obsession
It's still a great way to meet other oddballs.
Worms Could Ease Pressure
On Global Food Demand

“Absolutely,” says owner of bait shop.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Japan: Flying Car Has Successful First Manned Test Flight
You'll soon be able to cruise the skies looking for drive-in movies.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: People Filter Out
Certain Information to
Protect Their Happiness

Like their bad credit score, their pending divorce, their trial for manslaughter, etc.
Nearly 100 Common Drugs
Linked to Increased Risk of
Memory Problems

Especially ones meant to help you forget.

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