BIDEN BRINGING BACK
WEEKLY FIRESIDE CHATS
They were discontinued after Ford
accidentally burned down West Wing. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Russia: Anti-Putin Protests Break
Out Across All Eleven Time Zones
Anti-Putin protesters in Moscow just
waking up as anti-Putin protesters
in Kamchatka just going to sleep. |
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LAW |
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Trump's Legal Team Presents
His Defense Brief, Including
His Belief Election Stolen
Leaving open plausible plea of insanity. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Confusing State
Rules Delay Vaccine Rollout
In Florida, those eligible include
golf pros, snowbirds, men over 70
named Morris. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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144 Constitutional Law Scholars
Call Trump's Impeachment
Defense Legally Frivolous
As well as downright hilarious. |
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House Votes to Kick Marjorie
Taylor Greene Off Committees
Motion to wash her mouth out with
soap fails. |
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REMINDER |
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Only Jews can prevent forest fires. |
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Biden: No Need for Trump
To Get Intel Briefings
Putin will have to get them the
old-fashioned way, he adds. |
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White House May Release
Trump Visitor Logs
To aid law enforcement, and for a
few good laughs. |
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Poll: Only 9% of Americans
Say They Approve of QAnon
Comes as great relief that just thirty
million or so believe Hillary Clinton
rips off faces of young children, drinks
their blood. |
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