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PEOPLE
Financial Disclosure: Ivanka, Jared Made “Between” $23,791,645 and
$120,676,949 in 2020
Which means they made $120,676,948.
Report: Trump Writing Out
Insults, Asking Aides to Tweet
Them on Their Accounts

Explains why Mar-a-Lago busboy tweeted, “I heard former PRESIDENT TRUMP said CHUCK SCHUMER'S A DOUCHEBAG!”
 
BUSINESS
GameStop Shares Plunge
60% in One Day

After Super Mario cartridge release delayed.
Report: Gun Sales Increased Dramatically Since Biden Elected
Nearly everyone in the Capitol on Jan. 6 had at least one.
Congressional Budget Office:
Economy Improving Faster
Than Expected

Buoyed by shocking success of GameStop, Blackberry, Fotomat.
MEDIA
Each Year Americans Watch
400 Hours of TV They Hate
Just to Avoid an Argument

Explains baffling success of “The Bachelor.”
 
SCIENCE
Scientists Hope to Learn How
Brain Responds to Beauty

And how to meet beautiful women.
 
Super-Rich Finding Super-Tall Apartment Buildings Problematic
Difficult to keep help when building constantly vibrates like a tuning fork.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Russia's Sputnik V Vaccine
Proves 92% Effective

Only adverse reaction: Alexei Navalny.
Report: FDA Failed to Warn Consumers About Toxic Heavy Metals in Baby Foods
“It was number one on our to-do list,” says outgoing spokesman.

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