NEW PRODUCTS |
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Pepsi Combines
Cola, Hot Chocolate to Create Cocoa Cola!
Like a chocolate Coke, except calling
it that would be copyright infringement,
so it's Cocoa Cola! Great with a
hamburger between two chocolate doughnuts,
or sipped on its own with a marshmallow,
this could be the greatest beverage
innovation since Pumpkin Spice Mountain
Dew. Available at Product Graveyard Outlet. |
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SPORTS |
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Call to Vaccinate All NBA Players
Or at least those over 6' 6". |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Hitler's Toilet Seat Goes
Up for Auction
Similar item, Mussolini's bidet, sold
for six figures. |
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FEATURE |
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On average, how much tax revenue
is lost each year to individuals
hiding their assets in tax havens? |
A ) | $1.82 billion |
B ) | $18.2 billion |
C ) | $182 billion |
Hint: think of a billionaire investor
complaining about government spending
from his lanai in the Caymans. |
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TRENDS |
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Number of Hate Groups
Declined Last Year
Many of them absorbed into
Republican Party. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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QAnon Shaman
Demands, Receives Organic Food in Jail
I always wanted to try it, he says. |
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