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NEW PRODUCTS
Pepsi Combines Cola, Hot Chocolate to Create Cocoa Cola!
Like a chocolate Coke, except calling it that would be copyright infringement, so it's Cocoa Cola! Great with a hamburger between two chocolate doughnuts, or sipped on its own with a marshmallow, this could be the greatest beverage innovation since Pumpkin Spice Mountain Dew. Available at Product Graveyard Outlet.
 
SPORTS
Call to Vaccinate All NBA Players
Or at least those over 6' 6".
 
MISCELLANEOUS
  Hitler's Toilet Seat Goes Up for Auction
Similar item, Mussolini's bidet, sold for six figures.
FEATURE
On average, how much tax revenue is lost each year to individuals hiding their assets in tax havens?
A )$1.82 billion
B )$18.2 billion
C )$182 billion
Hint: think of a billionaire investor complaining about government spending from his lanai in the Caymans.
 
TRENDS
Number of Hate Groups
Declined Last Year

Many of them absorbed into Republican Party.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
QAnon Shaman Demands, Receives Organic Food in Jail
“I always wanted to try it,” he says.

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