 BIDEN WELCOMES
TRUMP TO WHITE HOUSE
Endures two hours of insulting, childish
prattle before posing for this picture. |
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Putin Calls Trump to
Congratulate Him
Then asks to talk to Tulsi Gabbard. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Report: Earth Warming at
Unprecedented Rate
“Perfect short sleeve weather!”
exults incoming EPA head Lee Zeldin. |
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 Mike Tyson-Jake
Paul Fight Gets Huge Ratings for Netflix
Streamer mulls future big draws, like:
George Foreman vs. Justin Timberlake,
or Two Ton Tony Galento vs. Johnny
Knoxville, or “Slapsie Maxie”
Rosenbloom vs. Will Smith. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Republicans Now Control
White House, Congress,
Supreme Court
Plus a golf course in Scotland, Trump
Tower, other assets, properties. |
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All Federal Workers' Records
Will Be Scoured for Any Hint
of Disloyalty to Trump
“Worked great for Mao,” says top aide. |
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| REMINDER |
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The arc of the moral universe
is long, but it bends toward justice,
with one glaring exception. |
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Trump Calls for Recess
Appointments
During recess, schoolyard bullies can
pick whoever they want. |
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| POLITICS |
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 George Santos
Defends Trump's Cabinet Picks
“Although their résumés are a bit
thin,” he cautions. |
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