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NASA LAUNCHES ROCKET TO CRASH
INTO ASTEROID IN HOPES OF REDIRECTING IT |
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 If that doesn't work
they'll send crew of washed-up actors spewing
B-movie cliches. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Omicron Variant Threatens
Another Global Lockdown
Netflix orders three more
seasons of “Tiger King.” |
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Due to Worker Shortage, Migrants
Now in High Demand
Wealthy countries encourage refugees
to hop on whatever floats and head
their way. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 Kyle Rittenhouse
Visits Mar-a-Lago
Trump puts him right to work collecting
towels at the pool. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Jan 6 Committee Issues
More Subpoenas
You're no longer considered a
Republican if you haven't received one. |
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Biden Taps Oil Reserve to
Lower Gas Prices a Few Cents
But most industry observers predict
price of gas will continue to climb,
at least until 2022 elections. |
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| REMINDER |
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Wake up and smell the
corpse flower. |
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String of Smash-and-Grab
Robberies Hits Upscale Stores
“I simply had to have that Louis Vuitton
bag!” explains one of those arrested. |
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| FACTOID |
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There Are 120 Guns for
Every 100 Americans
So we have enough to form a well
regulated militia, should the need arise. |
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