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 NO. 1064 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 22 - 28, 2021 

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NASA'S PERSEVERANCE ROVER SUCCESSFULLY LANDS ON
MARS
Its mission: seek out other nations' rovers and demolish them.
 
WORLD NEWS
UN: Britain Circulates Resolution
to Pause All Wars so People Can
Get Vaccinated

Once we can no longer get sick and die, we can go back to killing each other.
UK: Uber Drivers Now
Classified as Workers Entitled
To Minimum Wage, Time Off

And a two-week notice whenever Uber rolls out its fleet of self-driving cars.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Ivanka Trump Announces She “Will Not Run” for Florida Senate Seat
Adds: “And if elected, I will not serve.”
U. S. NEWS
Democrats Release Massive Coronavirus Relief Package
Public urged to carefully read all 591 pages.
Report: Pentagon Delayed
Promotions for Female
Generals Over Fear of Trump

Fear he'd grope them.
 
REMINDER
  We're living in the richest, most advanced country in the world, so boil your water.
 
Pelosi Announces 9/11 Type
Commission to Investigate
Capitol Attack

Goal: find out who did it, where they came from, and what on Earth could have led them to be there and be so angry.
 
POLITICS
Republican Party at Crossroads
Does it follow a path of white supremacy, tax cuts for the wealthy, and worship of God; or a path of white supremacy, tax cuts for the wealthy, and worship of Trump.
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