 PRESIDENT
SIGNS $787 BILLION STIMULUS BILL
Includes $140 million for study
of large numbers. |
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Researchers: Bin Laden Hiding
in 1 of 3 Houses in Parachinar, Pakistan
CIA: narrow it down and we'll move in. |
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 Abu
Ghraib, Renovated and Modernized,
Reopens
Now everyone wants to be tortured there. |
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Pakistan Creates Taliban
Haven
Specially designated area where they can
burn kites, destroy antiquities and
behead infidels to their hearts' content. |
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British Train
Station Posts “No
Kissing” Signs
Also, “No
Fornicating” signs
(not shown). |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Volcker, Soros: Crisis Could
be Worse Than Great Depression
But not as bad as mass extinction by
asteroid. |
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Tax Cuts in Stimulus Will
Offer Immediate Help
They'll help pay higher state taxes. |
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| REMINDER |
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Unemployed
is the new employed. |
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Billions in Stimulus Package
For High-Speed Rail Lines
Riders will travel at speeds up to 200
mph between Las Vegas and Reno. |
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Atlanta Airline Passengers to
Be Given Choice of Body Scan or Pat Down
Whatever turns them on. |
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GM Wants to Cut All Workers
Except CEO
Who will take no more than $500,000 a
year. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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New Material Can Store
Contents of Library of Congress in 4
Square Inches
But there's no place to sit and read. |
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