| PEOPLE |
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 Geronimo's
Descendants Sue Yale's
“Skull and
Bones” for Remains
Also ask for return of
his raccoon coat and beanie. |
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Bristol Palin Says Teenagers
Should Avoid Having Sex
Apparently, it leads to babies. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Micropayments Proposed as New
Business Model for Newspapers
Readers would pay by the word, with
pictures costing one thousand times as
much. |
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| BUSINESS |
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GM Shares Hit 74-Year Low
Value of GM memorabilia surges. |
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 Furious
CNBC Reporter Blames Low Income
Homebuyers for Crisis
Apparently they consistently
tricked the world's largest
financial institutions into
lending them money. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Human Evolution Accelerating
We've almost caught up to dolphins. |
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 Neanderthal
Genome Mapping Near Completion
So far it closely resembles
genome of humans who don't
believe Neanderthals ever
existed. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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 Calorie
Count in Joy of Cooking Recipes
Has Risen Steadily Since 1931
Today, experts say it's healthier
to eat the book. |
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Study: Fruits, Vegetables
Less Nutritious Than They Used to Be
Fortunately, today's breakfast cereals
packed with vitamins and minerals. |
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 Study:
Men See Bikini-Clad Women as
Objects
Bikini-clad women see men as ATM
machines. |
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