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BUSH SERIOUSLY
INJURED SIGNING BILL
LIMITING CLASS-ACTION
LAWSUITS
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Maker of ballpoint pen
knew of dangerous defect
but withheld information
from public. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Iraqi Prime Minister to Be
Chosen by Secret Ballot
Will govern anonymously from undisclosed
location. |
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Assaults Down 25%, Robberies
33% After Bach, Mozart Drive
Criminals From London Subways
Use of Wagner banned under Geneva
Conventions. |
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FACTOID |
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Indian Casinos Pass Las Vegas
In Total Earnings
Nevada lawmakers begin rounding up a
posse. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Robotic
Terrier Wins at
Westminster
Beats out cloned Cocker
Spaniel for Best in Show. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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FDA Establishes Drug Safety
Board
New panel will create the
impression we're taking this thing
seriously, says private memo. |
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Congress Raises Fines for
Broadcast Indecency
Hopes to quickly wipe out deficit, shore
up Social Security. |
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Target Missile Passes Third
Straight Test
Easily evades advanced missile defense
system, says Pentagon. |
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REMINDER
Build a better mousetrap and the
world will beat a path to buy you
out and lay you off. |
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Clinton (5th), Bush (6th) Rated
Higher Than Washington (7th) in
Poll of Top Presidents
Proves it pays to lie and not admit it. |
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Everyone's Identity Stolen
Americans urged to wear name tags until
further notice. |
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LAW |
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Court Rules Reporters Not
Protected by 1st Amendment
In White House Spy Outing Case
Must reveal source as Dick Cheney's Chief
of Staff I. Lewis Scooter
Libby or go to jail. |
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