PEOPLE |
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Anti-Fur
Poster in China Offends
Government Officials
In censored version,
Pamela Anderson is
wearing mink coat. |
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ENTERTAINMENT |
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This Year's Oscar Telecast
To Feature Sincerity
Should keep length of show to under ten
minutes. |
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Warner Bros. Retires Old
Looney Tunes Characters
Bugs, Porky, Daffy, Elmer will look for
voiceover work. |
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BUSINESS |
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U.S. Economy Transitions
From Information-Based to
Identity Theft-Based
Chart (below) made in China. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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St. John's Wort Could Be Best
Antidepressant Available
Double-blind study conducted on drug
company executives depressed by finding. |
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Study: Coffee Prevents Liver
Cancer
Irish coffee prevents liver cancer and
heart disease. |
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Skulls of Oldest
Humans Discovered By
Creationists
Fossils date back 10,000
years, to the dawn
of time, says one. |
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SCIENCE |
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Study: Lobsters Don't Feel
Pain When Submerged in Boiling Water
Just a sense of betrayal. |
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Monkey Manipulates Robotic
Arm With Its Thoughts
Surprises researchers by repeatedly
making obscene gesture. |
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Report: Stem Cells Approved
By Bush Administration
Contaminated by Mouse Cells
And some gazpacho from White
House kitchen. |
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