MORE
TROUBLE FOR CLINTON
Brother-in-law may have eaten the $400,000. |
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UN Will Offer "50% Off"
Deals to New Countries
But for “limited time
only.” |
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Balkans Quiet for Now
Rival ethnic groups slowly rebuilding
stores of resentment, hatred for future. |
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| LAW |
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Civilians Made Florida Decision for
Supreme Court, Records Show
Wealthy Republicans on publicity tour were
"closely supervised" by Chief Justice,
others. |
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IN THE NEWS . . . |
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BUSH PASSES
FIRST TEST AS PRESIDENT
Gets a B on surprise math
quiz. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Found Playing in War Room
"Must not, and will not happen
again," pledges Cheney. |
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FBI: Spy Was First Quadruple-Agent
Spied for U.S., but at the same time spied
for Russia while secretly working
as counterspy for the U.S.—or Russia. |
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New Denials by Navy in Sub
Accident
Drunken brawl between civilians and crew
"not a factor," Admiral claims. |
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Reagan Voted "Greatest"
President in Gallup Poll
Also voted "greatest"
actor. |
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 REMINDER
You're
only as old as you look. |
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SCIENCE |
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Human Brain Cell Inserted
into Mouse
Mouse demands to know why other mice are
getting more food pellets, sex. |
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| RELIGION |
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81% of Americans Believe
In Afterlife
But only 68% believe you get there in
a boat guided by a demon
with the head of a dog. |
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