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WOMAN
ON SPORTS ILLUSTRATED
COVER NOT AN ATHLETE
Doesn't
even follow
sports. |
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Last week, in a story about gifts
returned by former President Clinton and
Mrs. Clinton, we stated that "a
moving van pulled away from the White
House loaded down with couches, chairs,
tables, dressers, lamps, paintings,
mattresses, bedsprings, footstools, throw
rugs, mops, brooms, ice trays, pencil
sharpeners, paper clips, staplers,
staples, light bulbs, extension cords,
"AA" batteries, a flashlight,
matches, toothpicks, 6 decks of playing
cards, a Stairmaster®, 19
smoke alarms, a "Welcome to the
White House" welcome mat, an
electric can opener, 900 rolls of toilet
paper, a set of Ginsu®
knives, a Clapper®, and a
Pocket Fisherman®." For
some reason, "three VCR's"
was deleted from that sentence. We
apologize for any confusion this may have
caused. |
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Theodore B. Olson
Age: 60
Position: New
Solicitor General
Proudest Achievement:
"Getting the Paula
Jones thing
started."
 Biggest
Regret: "Losing
the VMI case - now
we’ve got girls in a
military college - in the
South!"
Favorite book:
"'The Wave of
the Future,' by Anne
Morrow Lindbergh. She got
a few things wrong, but
she was a hell of a
writer."
If I had one wish:
"I guess
I'd wish that every
race, and every gender
could have equal
intelligence and ability
with all the
others!" |
Favorite drink: "Dewars,
of course!"
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