| TECHNOLOGY |
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 New Skin Patch
Promises Comprehensive Health
Monitoring
When you have a cough your phone
rings, tells you you've been
coughing, and for how long. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Cats Can Destroy
Relationships
And that chair you loved. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Researchers: Ambient Noise
Generated by Human Activity
Dropped by 50% Last Year
People screamed out their windows
every night for a few months, then
things quieted down. |
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| CORRECTION |
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 Last week, in a story about the
last days of the Trump presidency,
we misidentified this photograph.
It is the demolition of the
Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino
in Atlantic City, not the White
House. We apologize for any confusion. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Why, after a winter storm, are
some Texas households getting
monthly electricity bills as
high as $17,000? |
| A ) | Socialist policies. |
| B ) | Oppressive government
regulation. |
| C ) | Too many Christmas lights. |
| D ) | Texas has its own grid, run by
politically connected private
interests with deep ties to
the fossil fuel industry. |
| Hint: Christmas was two months ago. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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Ted Cruz Seen Fleeing Freezing
Texas for Sunny Cancún
Although this might be him fleeing
sunny Cancún for freezing Texas. |
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