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PEOPLE
Rumor: “The Rock” Says He Would Consider Running for President
If nothing better comes along.
Trump Calls McConnell “A Dour, Sullen, Unsmiling Political Hack”
McConnell fires back: “For the most part, he's right.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Americans Running Out
Of New Viewing Options
After Year-Long Lockdown

CDC urges all “creative types” vaccinated as soon as possible.
 
BUSINESS
Top Firms Using Virtual Reality to Liven Up Meetings
Shown: mid-level managers review sales while sitting in bubbling Jacuzzi at Ritz Carlton in Macao.
SCIENCE
New Study: Comet, Not Asteroid Behind Extinction of Dinosaurs 66 Million Years Ago
If you bought asteroid insurance, better get that policy revised.
Black-Footed Ferret Becomes First Endangered American Animal to be Cloned
Scientists will next attempt to clone a moderate Republican.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Red Wine Could Be
Good at Fighting Covid

Goes well with a shot of Regeneron and a steroid chaser.
DHS Seizes 11 Million Counterfeit N95 Masks
Says they're “virtually useless” in preventing spread of the disease.

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