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 NO. 493 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 22 - 28, 2010 

Feb 15
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OBAMA MEETS WITH DALAI LAMA
In conciliatory gesture, they eat Chinese takeout.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iraq War Rebranded “Operation
New Dawn”

Afghanistan war rebranded “Operation Old Girlfriend Who Just Won’t Go Away.”
U.S. Now Owes Japan More
Than China

Adjust your subservience accordingly.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Source: Kim Jong-Il's Sister “Wielding More Power”
Kim Jang-Il (left) reportedly picks the movies.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Lawyers Showed “Poor Judgment” Writing Torture Memos
Obama lawyers show “poor judgment” letting Bush lawyers off.
Pentagon Says Worst Arms
Programs Already Cut

Rest of $663.8 billion defense budget vital to maintaining $663.8 billion defense budget.
 
 
REMINDER
  It was legal at the time.
 
Two-Thirds of New Yorkers
Hear Their Neighbors Having Sex

Most put ear to wall, but use of high-tech equipment gaining in popularity.
 
POLL
Majority Say Government Broken
Blame officials they voted for again and again.
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