OBAMA MEETS
WITH DALAI LAMA
In conciliatory gesture,
they eat Chinese takeout. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Iraq War Rebranded Operation
New Dawn
Afghanistan war rebranded Operation Old
Girlfriend Who Just Won’t Go Away. |
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U.S. Now Owes Japan More
Than China
Adjust your subservience accordingly. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Source:
Kim Jong-Il's Sister
Wielding More Power
Kim Jang-Il (left) reportedly
picks the movies. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Lawyers Showed
Poor Judgment Writing
Torture Memos
Obama lawyers show poor
judgment letting Bush lawyers
off. |
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Pentagon Says Worst Arms
Programs Already Cut
Rest of $663.8 billion defense budget
vital to maintaining $663.8 billion
defense budget. |
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REMINDER |
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It was
legal at the time. |
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Two-Thirds of New Yorkers
Hear Their Neighbors Having Sex
Most put ear to wall, but use of high-tech
equipment gaining in popularity. |
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POLL |
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Majority Say Government Broken
Blame officials they voted for again and again. |
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