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MORE TROUBLE
FOR ENRON
Company's former
Chief Ethical Officer
(right) has decided to
testify. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Canadian Skating Pair Also
Awarded Gold Medals
In related story, Al Gore also awarded
Presidency. |
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Yemen Identified as Main
Base for Al Qaeda Cells
But we buy oil from them, so keep it to
yourself. |
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Pentagon Analyzing DNA to
Determine Whom They Killed in Afghanistan
Either top Al Qaeda leaders or Mr.
Rogers. |
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Milosevic
Wins Trial
Rest of humanity must go
to jail. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Proves He's Serious
About
Increased Volunteerism
Makes reduction of greenhouse gases
by power industry entirely voluntary. |
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U.S. Wants to Dump 77,000
Pounds of Nuclear Waste 90
Miles from Las Vegas
Many argue that's not close enough. |
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REMINDER
When life gives you lemons...
make a Tom Collins. |
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Feds Charge Miss Cleo's
Psychic Hotline
Miss Cleo says case will be settled out
of court on August 7th. |
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Krispy Kreme Accused of
Questionable Accounting Practices
14 million doughnuts missing. |
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