| PEOPLE |
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New Ear Hair
Champ Proud,
But Humble
Not interested in fame or
money, says his agent. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Wall Street Reacts to Revelations
of Massive Corporate Fraud
Stocks up for the week. |
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Enron, Movie Studios in Talks
"Good fit" found between Houston
hiding losses, Hollywood hiding profits. |
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Chrysler Recalls 1.6 Million
Jeep Grand Cherokees for Rolling
Backwards in Park
Company will replace Park and Reverse
with one, dual-purpose gear,
"Whatever." |
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Nike Debuts
"Air Reid"
Basketball shoe provides
"explosive first
step." |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Researchers Grow Artificial
Womb Outside Body
Offers women the promise of more free
time during pregnancy. |
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Growing
Evidence Healthy Lifestyle Leads to
Serious Health Problems
Doctors recommend eating fattier foods,
exercising less, and smoking more. |
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Super
Beauty Pageant Proposed
Ultimate
contest pitting Miss
America, Miss USA, Miss
World, Miss Universe,
Mrs. America, Miss
Teenage America, Mrs.
Teenage America, Miss
Nude USA, Miss Nude
Universe, Mrs. Nude
Universe, and Miss
Trans-Gender Nude
Universe is being
discussed. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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54% of Americans Now on
Internet
.01% using mature content filters. |
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Intel's Next Chip Will
Be All-Powerful
Designed to replace God. |
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