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 NO. 1047 “Expect the Ironic” OCT 26 - NOV 1, 2020 

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WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF: "WE ARE NOT GOING TO CONTROL THE PANDEMIC"
Urges public to take helicopter to nearest hospital for advanced treatments should they fall ill.
 
WORLD NEWS
Report: Most of World's
Chocolate Supply Relies on More Than 1 Million Child Workers

From another perspective, it took a dozen nine-year-old girls working in oppressive conditions under threat of physical punishment to produce your Snickers.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
  Republican National Committee
Tweets List of Trump's Top
Priorities For 2nd Term,
Topped by Trips to Moon, Mars

Apparently to transport the dead when there's no more room here on Earth.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Parents of 545 Migrant
Children Detained at Border
Haven't Been Found

Even Stephen Miller doesn't know their whereabouts.
Trump Campaign Spokesperson:
Parents of Separated Children
Don't Want Them Back

“They're nothing but trouble,” he adds.
50% of Trump Supporters
Back QAnon

Other 50% thinks QAnon batshit crazy, but believes Obama born in Kenya.
 
REMINDER
  If Trump loses the election he'll be lame duck a l'orange.
 
DOJ Charges Google With
Violating Federal Antitrust Law

And for coming up with “0 results” when searching for compromising pictures of Hunter Biden.
 
POLITICS
Report: Trump, Who Accused
Biden of Having a Chinese Bank
Account, Himself Has One

“He thought it was Biden's,” explains White House.
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