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TECHNOLOGY
Next Generation of Humanoids Will Have Far Greater Capabilities
And a chip on their shoulder.
Deepfake Bots Create Nudes
of Clothed Women From
Regular Pictures

And vice versa.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Survey: Support for Same-Sex Marriage Reaches All Time High
While support for traditional marriage hits all-time low.
Constitutional Scholars: Nothing Preventing Trump From
Pardoning Himself

In fact, he can “go fuck himself,” says one.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Report: Climate Change Causing An Increase in Lightning Strikes
And lottery winners.
 
FACTOID
We Spend 2 Years Waiting in Lines Over Our Lifetime
And another two years waiting on hold.
FEATURE
What percentage of the popular vote will Democrat Joe Biden need in order to have a better than even chance of an electoral college victory?
   A )  51%  
   B )  52%  
   C )  53%  
   D )  54%  
Hint: maybe a voice vote would be fairer.
 
RELIGION
QAnon Becoming More
Popular With Christians

After being informed Q walked on water.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Manhattan Rent Drops Below $3,000 for 1st Time Since 2011
That's just for the parking space in the garage, mind you.

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