CASTRO DENIES
RUMORS OF ILL HEALTH
Says he's running six miles a day and has taken
a mistress. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Report: Chinese Leader Has Millions Hidden
Away in Offshore Accounts
Other than that, he's totally unlike Mitt Romney. |
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Labor Group Criticizes Apple
For Poor Conditions at
Chinese iPad Mini Factory
Apple responds that it's lighter and thinner
than any tablet in its class. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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UN Secretary
General Ban Ki-Moon Learns to Dance Gangnam
Style
Cancels security council meeting on Syria. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Report: Romney Company Owns, Operates
Ohio Voting Machines
But they promise to count all votes, not just his. |
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GOP Senate Candidate: Pregnancy from
Rape Gift from God
Pregnancy from gang rape gift from a whole
bunch of Gods. |
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REMINDER |
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Ask not what your country can do
for you, especially if Romney wins. |
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Arizonans to Vote on Taking Grand
Canyon From Federal Government
State needs a cost-effective landfill. |
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POLITICS |
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Candidates Use Language Skills
In Appeal to Base
Obama records radio ads in Spanish,
Romney in French. |
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Survey: Romney's Supporters Prefer
Arby's, Obama's Red Lobster
In reality, Obama prefers Arby's, Romney prefers lobster. |
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