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 NO. 529 “Expect the Ironic” NOVEMBER 1 - 7, 2010 

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KARZAI ADMITS IRAN SECRETLY SUPPLYING HIM WITH “BAGS OF MONEY”
“I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.”
 
WORLD NEWS
First Time Ever: U.S. Falls Below Top 20 Least Corrupt Nations
Traders on the NY Politicians Exchange observe moment of silence, resume trading.
Australian Woman Marries Herself
Australia does not prohibit same-self marriage.
England: Mohammed Top
Name for Boys

Beats out Cecil, Evelyn, Heathcliff.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Bush's Biggest Disappointment: Not Privatizing Social Security
Or the National Guard.
U. S. NEWS
Report: BP, Halliburton Knew
Cement on Well Was Deficient

But saved enough money to defend themselves in court.
Glitch Briefly Renders 10%
Of Nuclear Arsenal Inoperable

For several precarious moments we were capable of destroying the world only 90 times over.
 
REMINDER
  Vote for the crazy person of your choice.
 
Total U.S. Intelligence Bill
Revealed for First Time

Figure too large to fit on your computer screen.
 
POLITICS
New York: Mayor Bloomberg Now Wants Term Limits Reinstated
Deeply regrets having spent millions to get them rescinded so he could run for a third term.
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