MISCELLANEOUS |
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KKK
Holds First Public Cross Burning
in 50 Years
Anticipating Republican sweep in
mid-terms. |
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Florida Grabs 4 of 10 Highest
Ranking U.S. Cities for Divorce
After retired couples finally get to
spend time together. |
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EDUCATION |
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Iran Orders Universities to
Drop Courses Deemed Too
Western
Like History of the Crusades,
Socioeconomics of Pole
Dancing and "Humorous
Depictions of Muhammad in Modern
Literature. |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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Humanoid
Robot to Fly on Space Shuttle
Will do jobs humans won't do. |
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China Now Has World's Fastest Supercomputer
To keep track of loans to U.S. |
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FEATURE |
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The vast majority of political
ads you've been seeing are paid for by: |
A ) | the
Democratic and Republican parties |
B ) | murky
organizations funded by reclusive billionaires, multinational
corporations and foreign governments |
C ) | the
military rulers of Mars |
Hint: Unfortunately, you
are not allowed to have this information. Just
watch the ad. |
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TRAVEL |
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Tourists Canceling Holiday
Trips to New York City Due to Bedbugs
Will have their pockets picked some other
time. |
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SPORTS |
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World
Cup Soccers Psychic
Octopus Dies
As predicted by Nostradamus. |
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